Directions:
• Download and print page, preferably on heavy-stock paper.
• Carefully cut umpire, catcher, and Howard around the black lines, preferably with an X-acto knife.
   Remember not to cut the bottoms of the figures' feet.
• When figures have been cut, carefully fold at the feet to stand them up.
• Cut outlines of field at scissor marks, and if desired, cut straight across at arrows.
• Set up and moan, "Goddammit, not again!"